(December 14, 2012) — I used to think that 2012 was a joke. But everything changed when the New York Times attacked, bringing up several interesting points about its possibility. Recently, the U.S. Government sent out an official message saying that the 2012 phenomenon is not true and there is no reason to be alarmed. Soon after, NASA released an official report on the manner. Last Thursday, about 15 days before the alleged end of the world, Russia attempted to calm down the end of the world panic in its borders as well as in China’s. In a women’s prison in China, there was recently a synchronized “mass psychosis” around the entire prison, according to the New York Times . Also reported by the Times, a large Mayan-like archway is being built out of ice on Karl Marx Street. Even more recently, French officials have banned access to the sacred mountain Bugarach that believers say contains a powerful energy to protect those within it from the dooms of 2012. For people not familiar with the impending doom in the near future, the 2012 phenomenon started in 1975 when scientists discovered that the 13th b’ak’tun (10,000 year period) was close to ending, marking the end of the Mayan calendar. According to those knowledgeable, on the day of Dec. 21, the planet Nibru, discovered by Sumerians, is going to crash land on Earth, supposedly containing the mythical ability to bring forth large amounts of earthquakes, droughts, tornadoes, tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, floods, pollution of water and mass famine. According to historians, the Sumerian fables include stories of “ancient astronauts” that supposedly came down to Earth to breed with human kings and queens, to start a hybrid army of reptilian bloodline that plans to destroy about 85% of the Earth’s population. The reptilian bloodline, according to TIME magazine, are flesh-eating, murderous shape-shifting extraterrestrials with the objective to enslave the human race to expand their universal colonies. David Icke, one of the largest researchers of this theory, attracts thousands of viewers at colleges and universities around the world to give lectures and speeches about the Reptilian Elite, selling at tickets at rockstar concert prices. According to Icke, every U.S. President and British monarch is related to a Sumerian monarch that breeded children with extraterrestrials. So, are your favorite presidents like George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and Bill Clinton actually reptilian extraterrestrials?I believe that Icke is a fraud and that the entire reptilian extraterrestrial theory is a large fantasy created in order to sell his works for more money and in order to have his large scale concerts sell for more money. However, it is scientifically proven that Yellowstone National Park’s geyser, Old Faithful, has a periodic trend of erupting every 650,000 years. Scientists are getting nervous sweats, saying that the next explosion could fill the atmosphere with ash, potentially blocking out the sun for 15,000 years. Even physicists at Berkeley University say that the Earth has been long overdue for a cataclysmic event. Statistically, the last six months have been the hottest in all of America’s history. About 50% of the world’s biggest earthquakes have come in the last eight years. Overall, there are several possibilities about what could happen on Dec. 21, 2012. Either the supposed reptilian elite could come and enslave us, volcanoes could erupt, planets could crash into the Earth, or absolutely nothing could happen at all. Although people say that some of these options are unrealistic, anything could happen and the Earth will just have to wait and see if this is a warning or just another myth.
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Why we’re all going to die
December 14, 2012