(June 14, 2002) Things We’d Rather Forget 1. Dress Code Attention everyone! Polo shirt bonfire on June 20! 2. Bus Announcements “Last call for busses, this is the last call for busses.” It’ll be in echoing in our nightmares for years to come. 3. Vending machines only taking coins Why, God, why!? All I wanted were some Hot Cheetos. 4. Senior Projects (essay) 8-10 pages of pure hell. 5. Finals Finals!? We don’t need no stinking finals! 6. The color green We’re green with something all right, but it’s not envy. 7. Security Cameras Big Brother Dall is watching you. 8. Bagels in the office All for us! None for you! HA HA HA HA!! 9. AP classes Remind me again how this will help me later on. 10. Humanities 90 minutes every day!? You’re kidding, right!? Things We’ll Always Remember 1. Friends We’ll never forget the friendships forged here at Clark. 2. Laptops Our glorious, glorious, nonexistent laptops. 3. Ditch Day(s) When was it again? 4. Sports Tournaments A more than adequate replacement for real sports. 5. Prom We all had fun and no one got lost on the way. 6. Freshman Year P.E. Nothing beats golf and frisbee in the park. 7. Senior Projects (field work) A taste of our hopes and goals. 8. Block Schedule Admit it! You were confused by it at first, too. 9. Construction The school was as unprepared as we were. 10. The Family Atmosphere Hey, every family is a little dysfunctional.